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I wonder how much say we have?

Lets see if we can have a different holiday or tradition day created. Lets see if they'll put on the calenders "Buy a friend a lottery ticket day"

Just an idea but could you imagine the joy if they win something!

I Hate Traditions

Okay my birthday is the 19th. I got some birthday cards in the mail. But I was just thinking an average Birthday card/Christmas Card or basically any card will cost you an average of about 2-4 dollars. So I thought why send a shiny piece of paper from a multimillion dollar business for something shiny with a cute saying. Why not spend 2-4 or even 10 dollars on lottery tickets scratch off or drawings and give a relative a possible gift of up to millions of dollars.

Share my things please

Please if you find anything you like on here please share it. If you believe my agenda is to make lots of money because of my books on here that's not it.

Most of my poetry from my books is on her to read for free.

All I'm trying to do is become recognized before I die as a writer.'

From either my mental illness or old age...

For some interesting and humorous designs of mine

Follow this link and be warned some are very funny!


About my site

Anything you find on here that you like feel free to share it any where you like any place you like and with anyone you wish...


I'll be adding new poems

This week I'll be adding more poems over 160 new ones...


Thoughts for today

Hmm God works in miserable ways, seek and ye shall get fucked, believe and you're a fool, good things come to people that don't deserve it, life's a bowl of after thoughts,
hind sight always bites you where it hurts most, what can go wrong will always go wrong, only help those that aren't in need, a case of beer and an idiot make strange bedfellows, only laugh when you're signing the life insurance check, dumb ass is as dumb ass does. Delete all words from your vocabulary that start with L and replace that word with one that begins with $...


If you're visiting my site for the first time you're probably wondering why I'm advertising it. Seriously it's not to sell books. I've given away thousands of dollars worth of signed copies to people all over the world. If you read the about page you can see my bio. As far as this web site feel free to use the share buttons or copy and paste any or even all of my material any where you wish. Please site me as the source for the item. I have more posts to come so check back often.

I am Bipolar with PTSD


I just got off the phone with Kelsey at OSU she was wonderful to talk with and very helpful in placing my add in the Lantern for my site and creations. I have to say their adds are extremly reaonable. Great job Kelsey and thanks a lot...



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