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Good Tidings

"Good Tidings"

Hello to all my return readers and new people that come across my site.

I'm all about saving lives if you read my free download you'll see that.

But recently I decided to use my brain bucket for humor.

If you go to the link below I have been creating some things people will like the last few days were marijuana jokes.

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A person looked at me and said "I can't believe you eat ice cream when it's cold out" "I replied oh that's nothing I drink water also when it rains.

Snagged

    The first time I went fishing I gave the hook a flip,
now my brother has a scar on his upper lip.
Stanley Victor Paskavich/Stantasyland.com

OUCH!

    I loved my first bicycle it was a real boy's bike,
but, when I slipped off the seat it gave my voice a hike.
Stanley Victor Paskavich/Stantasyland

New Eyes

    My arms got too short for me to read anymore,
then the eye doctor gave me a script for the store.
I bought a new pair of glasses and saw a new world

Medication

       When I was a child I was stuck with constipation,
now with the pills I take there is no hesitation.
Stanley Victor Paskavich/Stantasyland
 

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