Quotes by Stanley Victor Paskavich

Guilt, fear, sin, doubt. Guilt, fear, sin, doubt. Guilt, fear, sin, doubt. That’s what religion is all about.

I heard this when I was in the Air Force: “There’s never enough time to do the job right, but always enough time to do it over.”

I would almost bet money that Thomas Edison was the first person to say, “Does my voice really sound like that?”

It’s Earth day! I wonder if we can plant more trees than people for a change?

The only thing worse than a Mexican stand-off is a peace pact that fails!

When it comes to most true bipolars, consider this thought: Genius by birth, bipolar by design.

I like poetry much better than art. It’s so much easier on my pencils.

In high school I went from playing basketball for free to making $4.25 an hour my junior year. It was a lot easier sweeping the gym floor.

My medication must be wearing off, I’m starting to think my jokes are funny.