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Quotes by Stanley Victor Paskavich

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Put one foot in front of the other and soon the pounds will be walking out the door.

Quote 0203

I’d rather write poetry than watch TV; it allows me to share the widescreen in me.

Quote 0204

Nothing smells worse than a men’s restroom in a bar. Well, that’s what the lady told me when I called her number from the wall.

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Some people compress compassion and call it love, others compress love and call it loneliness.

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I learned to love compassion the most when I gave it away.

Quote 0207

Do it honey, do it honey! HARDER! DEEPER! FASTER! I want to get these flower bulbs in before it rains...

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I like tomorrow, it always gets here after I’m done with today.

Quote 0209

I’m a black sheep hopelessly lost in a field of delicious bluegrass.

Quote 0210

This milk is spoiled! All the cream has risen to the bottom.

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A person that has more intelligence than education always makes his own grade!

Quote 0212

If you have more cavities than you have teeth, you’ve led a sweet life.

Quote 0213

Now that I have dentures I love my dentist! I’ll never have to see him again!

Quote 0214

A friend sang karaoke. She said, “How did I do?” I said, “The last time I heard that sound I was trimming my wife’s toe nails with a chainsaw.”

Quote 0215

I told a prospective employer: “Don’t spend fifty bucks looking up my background info on the net. Give me the fifty bucks and I’ll tell you myself!”

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If I’m ever on my death bed I’d rather be with a crew of young nurses than a team of old doctors.

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After smoking all these cigarettes, if I don’t die from cancer, I’m going to be thoroughly disappointed.

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I’ve thought so hard about meditation I sat totally still for hours.

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I go to book stores to see if they have any misprints on sale. I hate to read but I love mistakes; it makes me feel like part of the gang.

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Punctuation is overrated! A fly on the page of the book can change it all to hell.

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I write things that I love I write things that I hate but the problem with what I write is I poorly punctuate

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