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Quotes by Stanley Victor Paskavich

Put one foot in front of the other and soon the pounds will be walking out the door.

I’d rather write poetry than watch TV; it allows me to share the widescreen in me.

Nothing smells worse than a men’s restroom in a bar. Well, that’s what the lady told me when I called her number from the wall.

Some people compress compassion and call it love, others compress love and call it loneliness.

I learned to love compassion the most when I gave it away.

Do it honey, do it honey! HARDER! DEEPER! FASTER! I want to get these flower bulbs in before it rains...

I like tomorrow, it always gets here after I’m done with today.

I’m a black sheep hopelessly lost in a field of delicious bluegrass.

This milk is spoiled! All the cream has risen to the bottom.

A person that has more intelligence than education always makes his own grade!

If you have more cavities than you have teeth, you’ve led a sweet life.

Now that I have dentures I love my dentist! I’ll never have to see him again!

A friend sang karaoke. She said, “How did I do?” I said, “The last time I heard that sound I was trimming my wife’s toe nails with a chainsaw.”

I told a prospective employer: “Don’t spend fifty bucks looking up my background info on the net. Give me the fifty bucks and I’ll tell you myself!”

If I’m ever on my death bed I’d rather be with a crew of young nurses than a team of old doctors.

After smoking all these cigarettes, if I don’t die from cancer, I’m going to be thoroughly disappointed.

I’ve thought so hard about meditation I sat totally still for hours.

I go to book stores to see if they have any misprints on sale. I hate to read but I love mistakes; it makes me feel like part of the gang.

Punctuation is overrated! A fly on the page of the book can change it all to hell.

I write things that I love I write things that I hate but the problem with what I write is I poorly punctuate


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