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A person looked at me and said "I can't believe you eat ice cream when it's cold out" "I replied oh that's nothing I drink water also when it rains.

Snagged

    The first time I went fishing I gave the hook a flip,
now my brother has a scar on his upper lip.
Stanley Victor Paskavich/Stantasyland.com

OUCH!

    I loved my first bicycle it was a real boy's bike,
but, when I slipped off the seat it gave my voice a hike.
Stanley Victor Paskavich/Stantasyland

New Eyes

    My arms got too short for me to read anymore,
then the eye doctor gave me a script for the store.
I bought a new pair of glasses and saw a new world

Medication

       When I was a child I was stuck with constipation,
now with the pills I take there is no hesitation.
Stanley Victor Paskavich/Stantasyland
 

Lazy

    I bought us a bicycle built for two,
one seat for me and one seat for you.
It gives me a thrill when we ride around town,
but you only peddle on a hill going down.

The Green Battle

    I just took a bath,
I feel so squeaky clean.
But, when I looked in the tub,
there was a lime green ring.
"Where did this come from?

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