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holidays

As Far as Holidays

Christmas, Easter and Halloween are dandy.
But nothing can beat that Valentines day candy.
It's only a few more days before Valentines is here,

Valentine's Day Poem

    Christmas, Easter and Halloween are dandy.
But nothing can beat that Valentine's day candy.
It's only a few more days before Valentines is here,

Santa's Jingle

    As the last of day did tingle,
I heard a faint but distinct jingle.
It seemed to come from far away,
I surely knew it was Santa's sleigh.
    

Holidays

  It doesn't matter who eats the most or the least
as long as we all enjoy the feast.
Now let's all bow our heads and say grace,

Harmony

The smell of pine fragrance is in the air
as Christmas trees are harvested everywhere.
Soon they will be adorned with bulbs and lights,

Black Friday

Soon the Turkeys will have all been ate,
people will wake early on this date.
Cars will zoom all around,
to find the best deals in town.

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