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Thanks

    Thank the cows, pigs, chickens and horses.
Thank the wind, sun, rain and the forces.
Thank your neighbor that's there to sharpen your shear.

Not a Bad Idea Worldwide

   Hello my friends one and all,
we would like you to hear our call.
All of us here at the A.A.A,
Have something valuable to say.

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Host of the events
Most of the time.
She entertained.
He poured the wine.
Guests were many,
best of the town.
Stories were told with

Cool Vittles

From drays on a pond to the ice man's tong,
He would bring ice while singing a song.
Mom would take the large block of ice from this man,

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