The biggest problem within humanity is people get in too much of a hurry to have patience.
My psychiatrist says I’m a special flake. I wonder if she’s giving me a snow job?
I always feel my worst when I’m guilty of feeling guilt.
Wisdom doesn’t always come with age but age always comes with experience.
Simplicity is the key, simplicity is the key, just a heartfelt smile can remove the pain in me.
I’d rather be mentally ill than normally challenged.
I like being mentally ill, it gives me tons of crazy things to write about.
The best doctors are the ones that can get inside your head and fix something without making a hole.
Did you really look at the word engaged? Uses to be first you go steady, then buy a ring, then the woman was so happy that you became engaged.
My mornings generally start with two cigarettes three cups of coffee and an episode of Mr. Ed. Then I’m ready for anything that comes...
I love reading things on Twitter. It’s all well within my attention span of 140 characters.
I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and, no, I wasn’t wearing them.
Sometimes if you simply stop, look, and listen, you’ll see how glorious nature really glistens.
The word launch always bothered me; it reminds me of boats. A friend said, “A boat is a hole in the water you pour money into.”
Keep your eyes forward and never look back and the future will be what you see. March on, march on and whistle a happy tune as you experience infinity.
When you master love and make your life an ocean of emotion and your compassion your only fashion, the things you see will set you free.
Make your love a giant tidal wave that surges far past your own life and it touches the shores of the empty hearts and souls of others.
They should replace the lines of demarcation with lines of congregation.
My Filipino fiancee told me I didn’t treat her like a foreigner. I said, “You’re not. There aren’t any foreigners. We all live on the same rock.”
C.H.A.N.G.E Challenges Having Attributes Normally Granting Evolution
I believe I was at the peak of my enlightenment when I used to say “You want fries with that?”