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Anxious

The best present I had under the tree,
was the biggest package I ever did see.
I grabbed it and ripped it open real quick,
then my mind went click, click, click.
I was overwhelmed with total surprise,
the room sparkled from the joy in my eyes.
But, then it all came crashing in as mom said,
that package was meant for your brother Ted.
 

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