If you need emergency assistance in the United States, call Suicide Prevention at (800) 273-8255 or the Veterans Crisis Line at (855) 238-5745. Otherwise call 911 or your local emergency number.

For my personal views dealing with suicide which I have called SE (Self Execution) please read and share my book if you believe it can help others. Download The Survivor's Guide to Self Execution right now!

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For all of you that like and enjoy my creations please join me on Facebook on my fan club page. I can answer your questions there. Just look for Stan's Fan Club...

Thank you for coming to this site!

Stan

Dealing With the Virus

Our President and his staff have their hands full in this crisis trying to keep it in check. If you like him or not we have to work together for the sake of the nation and those that are in high risk of death. Pointing fingers and saying what has been done wrong or is being done wrong won't help anyone. Making suggestions on what needs to be done right can work wonders!

A Moment of Truth

A moment of truth:
I haven't been outside my door in over 5 months. Not because I'm agoraphobic just because I'm kind of a loner I love people, I love talking with people I'm an extrovert...
As far as the virus I don't have it and hopefully I won't get it I'm high risk. I'm over 60, I smoke, and I'm obese.

I'm personally going to quarantine myself from other people only letting a very small selection of people enter my home. It's nothing personal and I'm not looking at everyone as "you have cooties like many of us teased others with in school."

Coronavirus Poem Written Tonight

Coronavirus
Some are taking this illness in stride
others are seeking a place they can hide.
The World Health Organization is doing the best that they can.
With this illness that is transmitted so easily from land to land.
There's simple solutions that can help you evade contracting this virus
Until the world comes up with a sound antivirus.
Washing your hands often seems to be  simple but sound advice
And coughing in your elbow is proper and nice.
And wearing a mask if your sick is also a needed thing to do.

State of the Union Address

A lot of newscasters and critics are calling "The State of the Union" a Reality Show, or made for TV show. The reality of the show was it showed not only to Americans and in other countries. Anyone any where in the world with internet access could view it. The Presidents accomplishments and honored guests were survivor's, heroes, grief stricken relatives. There were many comments about the President's wife giving Rush Limbaugh, His award. And the promotion of the 100 Year old Tuskgee Airman to general and his grandsons dream to one day join the newly created Space Command.

My weed jokes on T-shirts very funny!

If you join zazzle.com I have a lot of joke marijuana t- shirts there. The only reason you have to join is their site listed them as (PG13) and only members can view that rating.  Just join and at their top of the page enter stantasyland in the search box. These are all great to wear or buy for gifts. If you consider buying several items on zazzle they have a 35 dollar a year member fee for a year of two day shipping. I don't work for zazzle I'm just letting you know your best options. Thanks and be well...
Stan
 

Hazards

Hazards
Soldiers never know when they might take their last breath
Pilots never know when they might crash to their death
Police never know when they might take a fatal round
Fire fighters never know if they'll be consumed by fire all around
EMTs never know when they'll contract a disease
Nurses never know what they'll catch from blood or a sneeze
Yet with all of these possibilities I've listed above
These professionals forge on out of Duty Honor and Love...
Stanley Victor Paskavich/stantasyland.com
01/14/2020

 

More Laughs Have Fun

I'm up to almost 100 weed joke designs click the link and browse around.

If you like some share them with your friends...

https://www.zazzle.com/collections/marijuana_designs-119898801258654043

Good Tidings

"Good Tidings"

Hello to all my return readers and new people that come across my site.

I'm all about saving lives if you read my free download you'll see that.

But recently I decided to use my brain bucket for humor.

If you go to the link below I have been creating some things people will like the last few days were marijuana jokes.

I Support PTSD Victims T shirt

Try the link it comes in a mens and a womens t-shirt along with a coffee mug.

https://www.zazzle.com/i_support_ptsd_victims_dark_mens_tshirt-235771637716234678

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